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Here's everything that's going to happen in 2017, apparently...

… according to the Old Moore’s Almanac.

OLD MOORE’S ALMANAC is 253- years-old and has been predicting the future both rightly and wrongly for generations.

In 2016, their in-house psychic predicted that 2016 would be a year that would not be remembered fondly.

And it wasn’t wrong.

Brexit, Trump and the death of various music and screen icons have seen the year labelled by some as one to forget.

The magazine has one of the highest magazine circulation in the country with a print run of 47,000 copies,

Here are some of the predictions for 2017:

  • 2017 is the year of the global economic downturn. This is the year to hang on to your wallet.
  • Winners: Gaelic Football: Dublin….Hurling: Tipperary
  • A robotic android interactive sex partner will hit the news.
  • Several plane incidents in 2017, two major, one minor.
  • There is more talk of Northern Ireland and the Republic becoming united within the EU.
  • Scientists will crack some reverse aging techniques.
  • A hotel attack makes international news.
  • Ireland is in danger of a lone-wolf style terror attack.
  • Eurovision sees us in with a chance.
  • Mobile workforces are a new trend, meaning working in offices is dying.

Although many of the predictions are vague, the people behind the almanac have claimed they got a lot of 2016 correct.

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Clinton/Trump

According to ‘Old Moore’ last year, “Hilary Clinton was the one to watch,” which she undoubtedly was despite her loss. However, on Trump, it is predicted he “will be bored very quickly with protocol and also he will have heart issues/ health issues and marriage jeopardy”.

Panama Papers

Old Moore also said the following of 2016:

Many people who act like they are upstanding will be busted avoiding taxes, hiding money and being involved in corruption. It’s the fun kind of scandal where people get their comeuppance.

The Panama Papers were leaked documents proving that politicians and celebrities have been using tax havens to avoid paying taxes in their own countries.

Pizza

In happier news, the almanac predicted the rise of the delivery drone, saying there would be, Drone delivery experiments…drone delivery pizza!” Domino’s in New Zealand began autonomous delivery of pizzas from its stores to select customer homes.

Enda

As for domestic predictions, Old Moore predicted that “Enda has a political crisis. Irish election gets global attention. While it wasn’t particularly global news, even Enda would tell you the Government formation ideas were far from ideal.

Read: Job losses ‘unavoidable’ at UTV Ireland as merger with TV3 is finalised >

Read: Almost 20% of Irish people can’t afford to meet friends for a drink or meal >

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    Mute James Fox
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 8:10 PM

    Living and working in Canada earning $90,000 plus bonuses. How. Is this relevant to Ireland.

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    Mute Longlin
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 8:31 PM

    @James Fox: At the least, we could have the Euro equivalent in brackets beside it. $90K is around €62K to prevent others having to look it up.

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    Mute thesaltyurchin
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 10:09 AM

    @Longlin: With all of these it’s worth looking at the monthly take home, which when added and converted is about €41k

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    Mute Ríain HenC
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 8:20 PM

    Median wage of these weekly journals is approx 70k a year salary ! Can we have a few more part time corner shop workers on €9 an hour and maybe a Carer / social welfare recipient paying extortionate rent for parity !

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    Mute Ryan O'Rourke
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 8:26 PM

    @Ríain HenC: they have to be the ones that get in touch. You’re not paid to do this feature I presume

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    Mute Soeren Kuehling
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    Jan 4th 2022, 4:48 PM

    @Ryan O’Rourke: exactly. If nobody with a low salary gets in touch with them first we won’t be able to read about it here. Against popular opinion these stories are not made up but real people.

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    Mute John Murphy
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 8:22 PM

    This is the best one so far! Canada! Dollars, 31 on $91k, Dungeons and Dragons…brillant, I have my fingers crossed for the Afghan Shepherd next week.

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    Mute Pat D'Arcy
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 8:36 PM

    @John Murphy: in fairness D&D is a bit of craic

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    Jan 2nd 2022, 8:29 PM

    Once I saw the headline I knew the negativity would just flow through the comments ,with the 1st 3 comments being as expected can’t wait to see the rest

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    Mute Dan Moran
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 9:08 PM

    @flexfinn: Incredible foresight.

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    Mute B Collins
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 9:19 PM

    $2,200 for a 2+2 in Toronto is VERY good value.

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    Mute Jen Mc
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 10:58 PM

    @B Collins: yup, a relative of mine is paying $1900 for a 2 bed basement in Ajax. I paid $1350 a month for a 2 bed basement in North Toronto in 2017. Things are worse there than here!

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    Mute family guy
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 1:48 AM

    @Jen Mc: tell that to all the moaners on here, lol. Only they can change their own situation rather than expecting the government to pull them up

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    Mute Genera L Consensus
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 9:58 PM

    I want to be a Performance marketing manager

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    Mute pkunzip doom2.zip
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 10:07 AM

    @Genera L Consensus: your performance just isn’t good enough I’m afraid

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    Mute thesaltyurchin
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 10:10 AM

    @Genera L Consensus: nobody ‘wants’ to be a performance marketer…

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    Mute Daniel Murray
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 11:55 PM

    Not saving nowhere near enough for the money they’re making. If the plan is to every buy a place anywhere they need to up their game. I was saving more than that while renting on less than half their salary.

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    Mute Padraic Burke
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 12:37 AM

    @Daniel Murray: where in Killinaskully?

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    Mute Mickety Dee
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 7:40 AM

    @Daniel Murray: The numbers don’t add up. Their outgoings appear small yet they only have 6-900 dollars a month. There’s at least another 1.5k being spent somewhere

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    Mute John Killeen
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    Jan 2nd 2022, 10:46 PM

    It’s a piss take.

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    Mute Watchful Axe
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 12:03 PM

    @John Killeen: Not necessarily, you could have individuals that are high on life taking part. It might only really represent one percent of people but the other ninety nine couldn’t be bothered taking part in this.

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    Jan 3rd 2022, 10:51 AM

    Spend some money on a visit to a gastroenterologist. A specialist will identify exactly the triggers.

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    Mute Declan Holden
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    Jan 3rd 2022, 9:23 AM

    Where’s the relevance for us folks living in ireland ?

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    Jan 3rd 2022, 9:32 AM

    @Declan Holden: so when they return home for xmas next year you know how much you can tap them up for. Useful information comes in all guises.

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    Jan 3rd 2022, 10:13 AM

    Performance Marketing… ugh! making sure we’re all firmly engaged with cr@p we don’t need.

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